A glimpse of future Nobel Prize winner Bob Dillweed

From Big Data Is Watching You!

In the data-driven dystopia of Goozle® Earth, celebrities such as Lady GooGoo, Beyondée, and Kam Kardashiam are kept in pens under the central Stadium until they are thrown to the lions for the amusement of the populace. One such doomed celebrity, Bob Dillweed, tells the story of his generation with a song entitled ‘Substadium Homesick Blues.’

Get born, get shorn,

Get fitted for your uniform

Don’t resist, ínsist

Pérsist or get pissed

Get schooled, re-tooled,

Car-pooled, over-ruled,

Motivated, educated,

Validated, graduated

Récruited, rébooted,

Downloaded, décoded,

Unheeded, un-needed,

Défeated, déleted

 

Badge in, badge out,

Don’t sleep, not a peep,

Take cold showers

Bill your hours

Get time crunched,

Power lunched,

Sunday brunched,

Sucker punched

Ábducted, índucted,

Énticed, gene-spliced,

Ready to be sacrificed,

Get costumed, pérfumed,

Faked up, maked-up,

You’re on your way to Paradise!

Big Data Is Watching You!  is on sale this week on Amazon for 99 cents.

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Copyright 2015 by Bruce Hartman

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THE RULES OF DREAMING on sale for 99 cents!

THE RULES OF DREAMING is on sale this week for 99 cents on Amazon Kindle.  This mystery novel was selected by Kirkus Reviews as one of its “Top 100” Indie Books of the Year in 2013.  If you haven’t read it, now is your chance!  Buy it at http://amzn.to/1xzrltG or at http://fkbt.com/2016/10/26/free-discounted-kindle-books-wednesday-30/ .

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A BUTTERFLY IN PHILADELPHIA is on sale on Amazon for 99 cents through May 23.

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Big Data Is Watching You! on sale for $0.99!

This week the ebook for BIG DATA IS WATCHING YOU!  is on sale on Amazon for only 99 cents!  Click here to read the reviews.

It’s way past 1984 in Goozle Earth®, a dystopia where Big Data rules through the Internet of Things and the corporate power of Goozle Inc.  Smith, a native of this paradise, wanders off the grid and discovers sex® and the knowledge of good and evil.  Can he save humanity from the Next Big Thing?

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Audio Book now available for THE RULES OF DREAMING. Ask for a free copy!

An audio book of THE RULES OF DREAMING, narrated by Neal Arango, has just been published on Audible.com, which is an Amazon-owned site for digital audio books.  The new audio book is unabridged and runs 8-1/2 hours in length.  The usual retail price on Audible is $19.95.  You can listen to this audio book on your phone, iPad, Kindle, PC, or in your car.

Special offer to blog readers, Facebook friends and Twitter followers:  The first 25 Facebook friends, Twitter followers or followers of this blog who send an email to the publisher by April 12, 2016, will receive a free copy of this audio book on Audible.  You do not have to be a member of Audible, although you do have to set up an account.  If you’d like to receive this free audio book, please send an email request to editor@swallowtailpress.com.   If you like the book, I hope you’ll post a review on Audible.com.

Kirkus Reviews awarded THE RULES OF DREAMING its “Kirkus Star for Books of Exceptional Merit” and selected the book as one of its “Top 100” Indie Books of 2013.

The Kirkus review called the book “a mind-bending marriage of ambitious literary theory and classic murder mystery…. In this intricately plotted novel, Hartman spins the familiar trappings of gothic mystery together with a fresh postmodern sensibility, producing a story that’s as rich and satisfying as it is difficult to categorize…. As Hartman skillfully blurs the lines between fiction and reality, the book becomes a profound meditation on art, identity and their messy spheres f influence…. An exciting, original take on the literary mystery genre.”

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